me? high? omg nooo sorry I’m just autistic 😳 I’m a good boy (except I really am high though)

sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

delmondo:

Op op op op. Oppenheimer style

heyyyyyy I’m become death

everysinglepheel:

mindflamer:

bimbobuggins:

justsomeguycore:

why is this like an infographic about dysphoria

Why does Snoopy AVE A KNOIFE?

afeelgoodblog:

Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive

even better, the backpacks have speakers and mics so the rescue team can speak through them. imagine being buried alive and a talking rat with a backpack shows up to save you

senatortedcruz:

lizardsister:

sooooo fucked up I gotta go to work instead of playing Zelda :/

memewhore:

chaoticneutralcunt:

*slurping+sucking on a lollipop* well it’s no cock i’ll tell ya that much

reslake:

Pride Month upon ye

sacred-portal:

fairycosmos:

experiencing thoughts and memories

minipliny:

This just seems the right time to share that my grandmother once told the family her second cousin had “erotic autism” instead of an aortic aneurysm

blurt-livermunch:

Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That’s sex appeal baby

catchymemes: